Eli Omans

Kicking Ass, Taking Names

April 13, 2012
by Eli Omans
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George Washington Omans

I want to preface this by saying that I know that not everybody knows their family’s history. I’m extremely lucky and grateful that there are records dating back as far as 1700s for one side of my mother’s father’s family. But I know on my father’s side of the family, my grandpa is half Native American and was abandoned as a baby to an orphanage. We have no clue what sort of lineage he has. I doubt we’ll ever know. Its also a damn shame that my father’s family tree doesn’t extend that far out—because pretty much everybody that knew died and nobody wrote it down. All I knew is that they came from the south and were farmers. But we do closely resemble North Carolinians. No joke. But what I do know I want to share with all of you because I think its interesting.

Without further adieu, I present you the amazing story of one of the many of my mother’s father’s lineage heroes: George Washington Omans.

Seven generations down the line, we have good old George Washington Omans. He was a good chap. Actually, he was a farmer, a carpenter, a grocer and also fought on the Union side of the Civil War. He grew up in Clay, New York and enlisted at 21 at Palmyra, New York where he was assigned to B Company, 110th Infantry as a private where he transferred after a brief month to the regular army. It was called the Company C of the 147th Infantry and was stationed three miles north of Georgetown at Washington D.C.

Most people in the 147th Infantry died from Malaria but thankfully George Washington Omans was spared. He was in the battle of Fredricksburge and Belle Plain on the Potomac in November of 1862.That next year in May, they were at Chancellorville and in July of the same year, the 147th was at the Seminary Ridge at Gettysburg. This dude was on the Seminary Ridge at Gettysburg. GETTYSBURG! Most of the 147th Infantry died from illness, malaria and heat but they did some great work at Culp’s Hill on the south side of Gettysburg. Apparently there’s a huge memorial dedicated to them at the Gettysburg battlefield.

I should go check it out sometime.

George Washington Omans wasn’t just a badass that dodged bullets and Malaria at Gettysburg, he also returned back to service to be re-enlisted after his year was up to the 11th Cavalry and was sent to Lousiana where they fought head to head in battles at Jackson, Mississippi, Manning’s Plantation and Doyle’s Plantation in August 1864. It was not long after that he got out and back to his wife where they had a 10 children over 20 years.

He settled down in Missouri and is listed as an early member of the LDS Mormon Church and died in 1922 in Joplin, Jasper County Missouri.

I am so planning to go visit his grave some day.

The story doesn’t end there. There is also the story of George Washington Oman’s great grandpa Thomas Omans who fought in the Revolutionary War…but that, my friends, is a story for another day.

 

March 30, 2012
by Eli Omans
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April 10th will be a magical day.

Some of you already know this but April 10th is my very last Chemotherapy treatment! I plan to bring sweets and sparkling cider and we are all going to party down like its 1999 in the Infusion center with all the people with cancer. That next week I will start Radiation and spend about 4 weeks doing that and have a quick Mediport removal surgery. Then my doctor gives me a swift pat on the bum and off I go back to work and school!

Believe me I am chomping at the bits to get back to being healthy. Going to be swimming and weight lifting and enjoying my life.

The Year Of Not Giving A Flying Fuck—which is really my way of saying “Slow down, Eli. Take some time to enjoy your life. Especially after you spent the last 6-7 months fighting cancer.”

No new books, no new projects (minus the occasional roll in the hay with short fiction). Just me working through the stack of material I have but mostly enjoying my life having the most awesome conversations with friends and enjoying the sun. I plan to spend time sitting on the beach reading trashy books with poor plot while I write sarcastic notes all over them. I plan to spend many hours pounding the pavement of Portland with my feet. I plan to spend quality time with my family when its not just the holiday season. I plan to have fun! Maybe I’ll find a partner in crime to explore the hidden aspects of Portland together? Wouldn’t that be great?

Maybe throw a party or three?

Hell yeah! I’m due for one of those “I kicked cancer’s ass, fuck yeah!” parties.

 

Until then, keep your eyes peeled on my Twitter account come April 10th. I will be livetweeting the celebrations!

March 2, 2012
by Eli Omans
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Life in this moment

A quick update:

*I managed to carve out 7 of the 14.5 songs for February Album Writing Month. Its a pretty amazing accomplishment for someone who has cancer and is going through Chemo. I didn’t manage to make it out to my cousins to record more things because I have been so ill.

*I have been teaching myself how to play the piano for the shits and giggles. Its not going as well as I would have liked but I still try.

*My health has been poor and the last half of last month was spent pretty much in a bedridden state. Thankfully I’m halfway done with Chemo and still kicking cancer’s ass but as the Chemo accumulates, the more complications arise.

*My friends still answer their phones to talk to me. I am always thankful for that.

*I think about Stumptown Spirits and Rae FTW tons and wish so much that I was healthier so I can continue to work on them. There’s about 3-4 more months left of this cancer thing until this gets realized. And then I will hit these projects harder than Jason Heathrowe punched his father in the face when he first saw him in that hospital years ago with a fiery hatred of ten million suns!

*My very old friends (from when I was like 4 years old) came up to visit me. Haven’t seen them in years. Its quite amazing how fast time goes by. They all changed. They all said that I haven’t aged a day and still acted the same. And I still laugh at all the silly poop jokes my friend makes. Poop jokes get me every time you know. I blame my father! I blame him for my appreciation of poop jokes!

*I carve some semblance of life out of this kicking cancer’s ass thing. One week I am so ill I don’t realize what day it is. Some days I get more accomplished wrapped in my usual badassery than I get done in a whole month. I try and keep in mind to not be so hard on myself when I’m unwell. Learn to pace myself.

Rest Today, Kickass Tomorrow.

Like a stubborn badass boss.

 

January 27, 2012
by Eli Omans
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A Pad For I

Now that I’ve had this thing for a few weeks and I’ve pinched myself enough: I have an iPad. And, damn, has it been fun!

This is the first apple product I’ve own believe it or not.

I don’t think I would have gotten it if it wasn’t a gift. Its certainly an expensive little sucker. But it has helped me out a lot in the writing department believe it or not.

Its definitely the kind of thing thats nice to have if you don’t want to lug around the laptop around the place. Its a quick pick up and go. I talk about it like its a new drug, and in a way, it could be.

The device is limited without the use of the internet. But with the internet it could possibly take over the world. Although the internet browser is kinda meh in the respect that you can only have eight tabs but also ungodsly awesome because I find I get more done because I’m not flickering around to the bajillion tabs like I would with the other laptop. WHICH IS GOOD. Because our writer brains are squirrel-like and we look for the precious shinies in the internet to distract us from our writing!

As for the blood of the topic: apps. Currently I’m using Plaintxt which syncs with Dropbox and its free. Its petty basic but for writing out the first draft of something it is the holy grail for me.

I use Pandora and Netflix tons as well as the Nightly News App since I don’t have the TV hooked up to cable. Netflix is great to have in bed with me when I’m sick from chemo. Pandora is essential for the writing bit.

Another app I use is called Flipboard, it keeps a lot of my feeds in one spot in an attractive format to flip through and read.

The bottom line is that I write more with the iPad than I did before. I can take it anywhere, its easy to set up and when I’m in the zone I GO GO GO.

I don’t use it as my primary writing device but its a nice supplement to the writers toolbox.

I’m not a converted apple fan though. The iPad is the weird inbetween experimentation. I’m thankful I have the opportunity to own one. But I know Wizard Paper AKA Electrowhetting paper will replace Kindles in 5 years and possibly make the iPad obsolete as well. Enjoy them now, is all I say.

As for the accessories. A keyboard is a must. The wireless apple keyboard was a present (who has 70 bucks to spare for a keyboard?) and it does its job. Glad I got it as I don’t have to worry about a wire getting chewed through. I have one of those three fold flip things which I recommend as a stand although it can come off if you don’t hold it a certain way.

Finally I bought a small messenger bag to hide the fact that I’m toting a ridiculously expensive gadget through a bad neighborhood—(edit: since I moved into a better neighborhood, I have less worries about being mugged for the thing but its good to be safe than sorry no matter where you are!) A plastic gallon bag keeps the iPad nice and dry through the Pacific Northwestern climate.

January 25, 2012
by Eli Omans
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Moving Sucks

I disappeared from the internet while I took care of some real world business using kung fu magic tricks which involved a lot of boxes, 20 days moving notice and making sure I don’t end up homeless. Thankfully a place has been found and I’m moved in with a week to spare. I called in favors and had a packing party which was awesome. Then I had chemo and was bedridden for a while. Glad I had such a small space in the first place but there was so much crap I got rid of!

As I was contemplating life and wishing I could drink something hard and tasty while flipping through the limited free channel section (As moving heavy objects after chemo kinda sorta puts me into the hospital. Unpacking boxes was out of the question.) I settled on Barney and Friends. Watching Barney and Friends is a good way to torture someone. Unless you’re a six year old. Then you absolutely adore Barney. Its been many years since I liked it and believe it or not there’s a picture of me I just found where I dressed up on Halloween as Barney.

I started FAWM early this year and plan to post a song on Soundcloud via The Supernalists site. I will upload it onto the FAWM site when it goes live. I started early because I’m spending half the month bedridden because of chemo. I plan to do a couple of song collaborations with my cousin and a couple friends of mine in February that I’m looking forward to.

I’m cranking away on my short “Mutant Kappas Attack Portland” (I’m so bad at naming things!) which clocks in a little over 2K pre edits. I know I’m going to add more just because its such a fun concept to play with. Hoping to be finished with edits and send it off before chemo in a week so I keep on track with the Write 1 Sub 1 Monthly goal.

What other kinds of stuff has been happening to me? Reading a novel by a guy who writes more poorly than I do. I’m not saying my writing is the end all be all GOLD NUGGETS OF TRUTH FROM THE GODS! But, man, it gets me down. I have a feeling this year is going to be my year. 2012, baby, year of the dragon! An important year for us born in the year of the dragon folks.

Just going to keep my nose to the grind stone. Dip my keyboard into the ink pot. Bleed my words onto the page. If the queen calls me, tell her I’m too busy writing. And kicking ass!